IGCSE...I hate you...

I've never seen a more cunning and pointless subject in my whole life...Maths...the root of all evil...

I mean, here we are trying to integrate and differentiate and all that stuff...
There my stupid teacher is cracking jokes about it. Guess what she wrote on the board today:
If General Calculus is a famous war hero, He would be able to integrate his troops and differentiate between his enemies and allies...
Then she played this song that I can still remember the lyrics to:
Positive times positive equals a positive. Negative times negatives equals a positive.But negative times positive equals a negative, and positive times negative equals a negative.
Here's the worst part... She started FRIGGIN singing it in class!!! Talk about insanity... Man, the walls are closing in NOW...

Anyways, here we are learning to do pointless stuff, then we are meant to know how to use our calculators...Graphics...
How would that help us in real life...? Bring a graphics to like, the market?

'This costs 3-'
'No, don't tell me. I have graphed your prices and other discounts and found that your apples are not 3.50 but 3.20 per kilo!!!'

YAYAYAY!

HOLY SH**T CRAP!!!

DARNIT!!! I just checked my email tday and found 125 spams... As usual, I scrolled through them and sifted through for things relevant to me. I found an email called 'Congratulations! Eslive Tartius!'.

Seeing as to how my online name is 'Eslive', I thought that since it got the first part right, it must have something to do with me. To the very least, it must be interesting.

I looked at it and it showed a bunch of lotto results. Amongst it, apparently 'Eslive Tartius' won $11,000,000 over a free internet lottery. I was thinking 'lucky bugger'. Then I did the dumbest thing, I deleted all of it. They sent like, 20 emails warning me to comfirm my prize by like...March the 26th or something and I DELETED THEM!!!

Then, as I was walking away, it all came back to me...

I subscribed for an online lotto for free early March... I typed in 'Eslive' but they asked for a second name so I hesitated... after some thinking, I filled it in with 'Tartius'. Then, I suddenly also remembered the words 'Lotto' and a huge logo at the top of my email. I know...crap timing. Now I fell crap. If I can drink, I'll probrably be drunk now...sigh...

Now, I've been trying for like an hour at the free internet booth in Singapore airport and can't trace back my winnings without the stupid email. I can't even proof that I won...

GARGH!!! stupidstupidstupid me.... STUPID ME....

I'm not here...:)

For all's information...I'm not in Perth...
Yes...it's my second trip in like...a half-sem but still...

Anyways...any calls, sms's, emails will be treated in kind so don't say I didn't warn you
Cya when I get back...:)

Relay for life

That was one of the most exciting days of my life for some time...
No, I wasn't running (for the same reason as usual) but still... Guess why not? Hint: It starts with pee and ends with errands.

That's right! It's parents!!! I think they're afraid I might FOOSH (it's an actual medical term - 'Fall On Outstretched Hands") or other people might just trample over me...

Wells...anyways, I'll never understand them and vice-versa so, no point in pondering...

So I spent two or so hours in an ice-cream van, selling ice-cream! It was friggin awesome... (Cornettos are still the best drumsticks, trumpets get nowhere close) It wasn't such a hot day... No one really cared about us... Fraser dropped by to say hello (to the ice-cream) and I didn't give him one free :). Oh boo hoo, so sad...

Well I basically spent the day doing nothing. There was free flow of coffee...never drink 4 coffee's in a row (even if it's instant). You feel really high for a while then after, you can actually fall asleep pouring hot water in a chinese restaurant...:) yes I did that...

CoffeeCoffeeCoffee

I'm high on coffee for now, not a good thing at 10 at night when I don't have much work to do... I mean, a man's got to sleep...seriously, you can like...die from lack of sleep or something...or at least (in my case) feel really really crap...

so what now? well, one solution might be to get myself really really drunk...:D I would probably fall dead or asleep...then get murdered again for even drinking so I cross that off my list...

Now...oh, then there's blog till I drop dead...Not a decent idea...scrubscrub...
Oh there is tire myself out with pushups or something, to the very least I can say 'I can beat Paul eleven fold instead of ten for pushups' but well... not that much fun...

So what..? I just watched a Singaporean series recently where someone just kept saying 认命吧(accept your fate) and she ended up dead...but maybe I should just accept that I'm coffee high and maybe...just maybe...get some work done and sleep...hopefully...

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huhhuhhuh...jus typed all that without ctrlc ctrlv...hehe...

Boredom...yes..still utter boredom....

Quotes of the day:
-'Sorry I'm talking to myself again...'
:'I can tell...'

-'I got an accuracy of 80% in 'Rockband'. Every 10 times I hit the drums, I miss twice....'

- :'We can't live without coffee'
:'No, we can, coffee just makes life much nicer...'
:'Yess...like drugs...'
:'No, we can't live without drugs...'

- :'Would you like to go to the ball with me?'
:'Who're you?'
:'Paul, the guy who sits outside your window every night...'
:'No!' *slap*punch*drop kick*swear*smash*stab*uppercut*elbow*drop kick*
(I didn't actually witness that...)

Painball...? not really....

Paintball isn't as painful as it is thought out to be. As long as you protect your skin, you're safe. So don't do stuff like...
-Roll up your sleeves
-Roll up your pants
-TAKE OF YOUR MASK
-Wrap yourself up in clothes like a friggin thermal flask (may cause brain damage:) )
-Rambo
-Play 'pickaboo'
-Drink three cans of coke/pepsi (coke still rocks all...not that coke you stupid people...)

...and you're more or less safe.... more or less
Don't worry, you can't die. Even if you get hit in the neck...it just isn't quite so bad. everyone gets bruises after getting hit but it doesn't really hurt so...play it, have fun, rock at it...yay....

Oh and one more tip.... If you're planning to have about 10+ people, have more than the 100ball set. Otherwise, there's too much conservation of ammo then there's no fun and yes, do conserve your ammo....